Posted: Thursday, 22 May 2008 4:58AM

5/22 - The Luckiest & The Dumbest...

So, we've heard how Jessica Alba and baby-daddy Cash Warren were engaged.  Well, no longer.  They're married.  Did it Monday, all on the DL (as the kids say).  Which, of course, now makes Cash THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE. (Next to me, that is...)






And, we've also heard how the Shania Twain/Mutt Lange marriage is ending.  First the reason was, "We've Just Grown Apart."  But now, People magazine is reporting that the REAL reason is Mutt's affair with the couple's secretary, who also manages their chalet in Switzerland.  Yeah, that'd probably do it, wouldn't it?  Which, of course, if the rumor is true, makes Mutt Lange THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE....





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