Posted: Tuesday, 05 August 2008 4:59AM

8/5 - Line-Up: The Genetically Blessed!

Take a look at this photo...



Yes, that's Cindy Crawford, her hubby Rande Gerber, and George Clooney (surrounded by a couple of blond babes), all cavorting on a yacht in the south of France.  (What did YOU do this past weekend?  What's that?  You didn't charter a yacht in the south of France?)   Now there's a group that's been hit with the ugly stick a time or two, eh?  Apparently the REALLY attractive people do tend to roam in flocks.  And not wear much clothing.   As I approach the big 4-0 next year, this is just another entry in the "Things I'll Never Do" list:  Hang out on a yacht in the south of France with Cindy Crawford and George Clooney.  (I've already added "Be Paid $20 Million To Retire" ala the Packers rejected offer to fellow 38-year-old Mr. Decisive From Mississippi)  I'll be over here diving into my second plate of wings--with my shirt ON, thank you...


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