Posted: Thursday, 07 August 2008 5:02AM

8/7 - Why I'm Looking Forward To The Olympics

The Beijing Olympics are set to start this Friday, and while I do always enjoy the smugness of Bob Costas, I don't really get into the Summer Games as much as the Winter Games.  There's too much athleticism involved for my taste.  I mean, those sprinters are really in shape. REALLY.  I can't relate to that as much as I can the winter athletes dressed in snowsuits and luging (is that even a word?) down the track.  (Please, before you send the complaint e-mails, I DO realize they're ALL highly trained, highly dedicated athletes doing their best to represent the U-S of A-- and, yes, they're all WAY more in shape than me...)  But I might have to tune in to NBC's 26-million hours of broadcasts to check these athelete out:



Whoa, Nelly!  These two highly-trained athletes are Bia and Branca Feres of Brazil's Synchronized Swimming Team. Really.  They're athletes.  I swear!  Here's a more Olympic-like shot of the twins...



Looks like we'll be setting the DVR at the palacial St. John/Kelly estate to take in most of the Synchronized Swimming events.  Maybe these summer games won't be so bad after all...




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